Welcome to Not Me! Monday! MckMama began this blog carnival and here are my confessions in the form of denials. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
It's not my 2 year old child who likes to open and close slam the baby gate shut only because he sits close enough and can reach it. MY 2 year old sits quietly with his hands in his lap while waiting for mommy to bring his food to the table.
It wasn't my 9 year old child who thought it would be fun to teach our 2 year old to throw food at the table. Our children have table manners fit for the Queen.
It was not my 2 year old who duped his cousin into switching diapers because the diaper he picked out didn't have momo elmo on it and hers did. My 2 year old is unselfish and gives the best to others.
It wasn't my 11 year old child who asked me if Dairy Queen would be a good job for her when she gets older or should she be a room designer. Nope my children know exactly what they want to in life. They have life all mapped out.
It's not my child who proceeds to take every. single. book. off his bookshelf daily. Nope my children read a single book at a time and then put it back in it's place on the shelf not on the floor.
It's not my 5 year old child who, when given the digital camera, took pictures of my butt! nope. This little budding photographer does not take butt shots. Only artistic arrangements of flowers and wildlife and other such goodness - not mom's butt!
And lastly, it's not my child who dumped a newly box of lucky charms out all over the floor and it's not me who took pictures of his folly and watched his big brother and cousin and he eat up their sugary mess.
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